Voldemort in the Loony Bin

Voldemort woke to find himself in an unfamiliar room and bound to an unfamiliar bed. It was clean, practically sterile, so he knew he wasn't in Azkaban. The sheets were plain white as were the walls, so he knew he wasn't a guest at the Malfoy mansion because they considered that colour only suitable for skin and hair and beneath them in all other forms. Twits.