Sirius Black and the Incident with the Babbling Bush

While helping Remus with his chores, Sirius finds someone, or rather something to confide his feelings to.

“But the point is, Remus is so gorgeous and sexy it drives me wild just being close to him. We’ll be doing something perfectly ordinary, like breaking into Filch’s office to embroider his awful overcoat with pink hearts, and I’ll just look over at Remus and think Oh Merlin I want to bang him.