All I Want for Christmas Is You (Literally)

"Tonight I’m no longer Draco Malfoy, sex-god and all around stud. No, tonight I’m the mastermind that created a 27-step plan to seduce Hermione Granger.

That plan starts tonight."

 

When Draco Malfoy finally decides to tell Hermione Granger how he feels about her, it ends with him drunk crying on Santa's lap asking for something he can't have.