But I Thought You Were Straight

Because even in the 23th century people still make assumptions. Five people who assumed Jim Kirk was straight and the one individual who knew better from the beginning but still got a surprise. Character Study/longest 5 +1 ever.

This story is dedicated to anybody who has heard any variation of "Jim Kirk is too much of a ladies' man (slut, ho, player) to be gay (bi, pan, sleeping with Spock, in love with Spock, married to Spock) and tried desperately not to break out into laughter.