Bernerner's Inc. (слэш)

AU College story between the main pair SasuNaru, the plot/side pair Kankuro/Kiba, a smidgen of Kakashi/Iruka, and where Itachi owns a sex toy company and fights with Sasori and Deidara. Slightly crack, not enough to earn a crack tag in my opinion but if there's a tag to explain it I'd like to know about it.
Ch. 1&2 SasuNaru, Ch. 3 NaruSasu and little Kankuro/Kiba Ch. 4 SasuNaru, smidgen Kakashi/Iruka and Itachi! Ch. 5 handsy Kankuro/Kiba and more SasuNaru.