The Kaedwen Wolves (слэш)

Witcher/hockey crack.
Lambert hated Cray’s smirking face whenever he saw it through the face shield of his helmet, and seeing it uncovered when Cray walks in the locker room in his street clothes doesn’t make Lambert like it any more.
Cahir is the one who brings Cray around to introduce Lambert. “This is Lambert,” Cahir says. “If you’ve only met him on the ice, then you might expect him to be polite off of it. But don’t; Lambo’s got a foul temper and an even fouler mouth.”
“Lies,” Lambert says. He doesn’t feel the need to look up and make nice. They just need to work together on the ice and Lambert’s a professional.
“Of course I know Lambert,” Cray says. He sounds teasing, and Lambert doesn’t like it one bit. “And I know he has a reputation for being a mean bastard to everyone except kids.”
“Hey,” Lambert says, defensive. “Who says that I like kids? I’m mean to everyone.”