Running away with you (смешанная)

To anyone who considers the privacy of their own home too small of a place: If you can wield sarcasm and dark humour as a weapon, if you appreciate a witty insult more than a compliment, if you are a little bit in love with yourself and want the world to be your playground, if you don’t have a favourite drink because you want a different one each night, if you can’t stop wanting to be the smartest person in the room and if you think that you will never have enough – then maybe I could consider running away with you.
Loki wants out of his relationship, out of his boring life. So he publishes a personal message in the newspaper, asking for someone to run away with him. Someone rather unexpected answers his call.
Inspired by the Pina Colada Song.