This was a prompt on the ME Kink meme... over 7 separate people requested it. So I wrote it. Again, this is my version of crackfic. "I'd like to see Aethyta advising FemShep and Liara on ways to spice up their sex life in the most hilariously crude and dirty manner possible. FemShep and Liara feel increasingly awkward and uncomfortable as she continues on."