I Didn't Say That Out Loud (слэш)

While on a mission, Peter and Wade end up bonding in a more literal way than they thought they would.
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“Alright, tell me what I’m thinking.” It’s so cold I honestly can’t feel my schlong.
Peter’s nose wrinkled in distaste, and Wade felt a tingle of exasperated amusement on the edge of his mind. “That’s a terrible word to use, but I definitely heard it.”