The Jane from Montreal Mystery (слэш)

“So,” Cliff starts. “Ottawa.”
“Ottawa,” Roz repeats, and the way he says it, half-amused, half-quizzical, gives Cliff nothing.
“It’s not Montreal.”
Roz looks offended. “Why would I go to fucking Montreal?”
Cliff shrugs, going for casual. “Montreal Girl? I thought, you know, if you ever go to Canada…”
Roz scoffs. “You and Montreal girl. You say I am obsessed with her, but is you who always talks about her.”
“Yeah, because you’re always texting her!”
“Well, I like to get laid.”
And there’s Cliff’s opening.
Or: Cliff has been suspecting that Roz moved to Ottawa for his Montreal girl for a while now. And tonight, they’re going to go out for drinks and he’s finally going to get some answers. Not even two overeager rookies are going to stop him. Except things don’t quite go as Cliff planned and Jane from Montreal is not what he expected.