Keep Making Trouble 'Till You Find What You Love (слэш)

“We should date,” Bucky blurts out, inspiration suddenly striking.
That gets him Steve’s attention, at least. “Excuse me?” he asks.
 “No no no, hear me out,” Bucky says. “You wanna get back at them, right? Imagine the following: We date, fall madly in love, then have the most horrendous breakup in history and make them deal with that. They’ll feel terrible because they set us up, and we get to eat free ice cream and see their faces when we eventually tell them we pulled one over them,” Bucky finishes with a smug grin.
 “That’s a terrible plan,” Steve says.