Draco Malfoy and the Conspicuous Denial

A tale in which Draco Malfoy will adamantly tell you that he was most definitely not staring at Hermione Granger and her pink dress that night at the Yule Ball. That would be laughable, he'll say. She's laughable, he'll say. Meanwhile, he's the only one not in on the joke. Fourth Year. One-shot. D/Hm.