Harry Potter and the Greatest Show (слэш)

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Readers. Dear, lovely, wonderful, gorgeous readers... I literally have no idea what is happening here. This fic did not exist in any shape or form until...*glances at clock*… 2.5 hours ago. And then a note I'd made for my other fic Unbreakable collided with the playing of Neil Young's "Old Man" and... and... *gestures helplessly at the resulting 3k words*.  And, because I only have 3 other active fics, plus a series that I need to get around to finishing, plus an original work that has decided that YES. NOW IS THE TIME TO WRITE IT. which means that I'm up to my goddamn eyeballs in sticky notes and world building... I have decided to post this. Because clearly I have nothing left of my mind to lose. Also, I think my muse wanted something a little more trope-y, a little more crack-y, and a little less serious? Or maybe I'm just having some sort of mental episode in response to my in-laws imminent arrival. Whatever the reason, though, here we go. As always:Not JK Rowling. Not making any $$.Not a finished work, expect irregular updates.Literally no idea where I'm headed with this. Honestly, I kind of just set my muse loose and tidied up with tumbled out. I'm slapping a Tom x Harry tag on this baby because that just feels like the way we're headed but I'm not opposed to making other stops along the way, making this a polyamory fic, or including other POV's. So want a pairing or view point or...whatever? Give me a shout out in the comments. No guarentees but if I use I'm sure my muse will treat it with the happy irreverance that this fic wants.Comments are life and you all are awesome.