Things That Go Bump in the Night

The Ministry won't let Hermione Granger take her NEWTs, so how's a witch supposed to find a decent job? Severus Snape is an acknowledged war hero, but no one will to do business with him. In order to make a living, the two decide to try their luck in the Muggle world in very unusual occupations. Then one day their paths cross... the rest, as they say, is history.