Well That Happened

I didn't realize that saving the world had consequences. The moon was much more than it appeared to be and when it fell, I knew I had to stop it. I thought I had more time: turns out, Toneri was the smartest bad guy I had ever come across. Why fight the enemy when you can get rid of them from the very beginning? Now, the question is, why is the moon in pieces here? Crack/Humor!