After making a startling discovery, Hermione is forced to go to Spain by her two best friends. I originally write this for Livejournal's 2009 Hermione Smut fic exchange, and let's just say I took the 'smut' part of the exchange extremely seriously. There's a lot of bangin' in here. I also refer to the various penises (penii?) as dicks, which isn't a word I see in a lot of fic these days. Apologies if that kills the mood.