SATOKO (джен)

Being a ninja isn't as cool as one might think. It generally involves a lot of horrified screaming and praying for your life to a bunch of gods you've never even heard of. I mean, it kinda makes up for itself if you can shoot lightning from your finger tips and spit lava from your mouth, but you don't get any of that cool shit when you get to replace the ostracized and totally hated main character who can do exactly neither of those things and more.
I'm really looking forward to this. Not.
((Or: SI replaces Naruto and proceeds to try and solve her problems with explosions, fire, and glitter. Is largely motivated by the prospect of not dying.))