Darth Vader Has A Thing for Me? (джен)

“Vader's disgusting, that’s what it is. I can’t work with a man with his...tastes.”
“What tastes?”
The Lieutenant glanced around them, and leaned in closer to Luke. “I don’t know how else to tell ya, kid. His taste in you.”
 
In which Luke Skywalker believes Darth Vader has a crush on him.