If God is For Us (гет)

She’s just in the bath when she hears the news, her body covered in pink, caramel scented bubbles, her hair piled atop her head like an ice cream cone. There’s a shout from her brother Juan, and then everyone is gasping, yelling, and shrieking outside of the steamy walls of her bathroom.
Her mother cracks open the door, her face displaying a myriad of emotions.
“Lucrezia, it’s happened. He’s died. The Reverend has died.”
Modern-AU
(The Borgias as modern Evangelical Protestants)