Mother of Monsters (джен)

“My brother has borne several children in the past,” Thor says. When none of the Avengers say anything in response, instead electing to stare at him in horror, he seems confused. “Did you not know of this?”
“I think I speak for all of us when I say, what the hell, man?” Clint says, doing something vaguely threatening with the salt shaker from the center of the table. “Your brother is just. So messed up, Thor.”