Персонажи:
Dabi/Takami Keigo | Hawks, Dabi (My Hero Academia), Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Toga Himiko, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner, Kurogiri (My Hero Academia), Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Omelet (Original Egg Character)
Метки:
Hawks lays an egg, that's it that's the story, Crack, Crack with a side of serious fries, It’s gourmet crack, Broody Hawks, Literally like a broody hen, protective hawks, Mpreg, only technically, because there’s no pregnancy involved, Just an egg, Kidfic, also technically, I mean the kid is an egg, this is somewhere between an unplanned pregnancy, and a ‘we have to take care of this egg for health class’, With the addition of some furry (feathery?) aspects of Hawks acting like a literal bird sometimes, Does Hawks Have a Cloaca?, Wait do male birds have a phallus and a cloaca?, I'm a bio major I should know this, Google Search 'Do birds have penises', The answer is: Most do not. Ducks do though. Figures., BET YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD BE EDUCATED ABOUT BIRD ANATOMY IN THE TAGS OF A CRACK FIC HUH?, bird facts, Angst, Fluff, Parental Feels, Parental Dabi (My Hero Academia), Parental Hawks, Zero canon compliance, not even an ATTEMPT at canon compliance, I don’t even know WHEN this could possibly be set, League of Villains, League of Villains Shenanigans (My Hero Academia), Crack LoV, Dabi is a Todoroki, Dabi is Todoroki Touya, And accordingly, Daddy Issues, Help! My crack fic grew a plot and now it's trying to eat me!