Sleazeball (слэш)

Bucky leans in slightly and murmurs in Tony’s ear. “On the other hand, I can do so many one-armed pushups. Curls, too. What are you, 180?” He pulls back a bit and winks. “Promise to rescue you if we’re ever in an emergency situation and you’re unable to walk.” 
Tony blinks, imagining Bucky slinging him over the shoulder by the one good arm. He likely could do it, too. But he has to point out... “That was actually up there with the worst lines I’ve ever heard, and that’s saying something.”
Bucky shrugs, unoffended. “Sure. But I’m easy and you look like you could stand an easy ride, so…”
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Twunky young veteran Bucky Barnes with a kink for sleaziness meets pre-IM Tony Stark in Vegas.