Bite Me (Terms And Conditions Apply) (смешанная)

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Hey there, I'm trash and I know it. I should be writing Dobby's Deceit, or literally any other unfinished story, and I will, but this just grabbed me out of nowhere and demanded to be written RIGHT NOW, so I did. I have no idea when it'll be finished, or even if, but I don't expect this story to become overly long. At least I'll try to keep the word count low, which I can't say about all of my work. EDIT (01/2021): I'm a lying liar who lies. This f*ck*ng story had been injected with super soldier serum and hit by gamma radiation, as evidenced by the behemoth you now see before you. No idea when it'll end; at this point I'm not even trying to guesstimate. I only know one thing: this story WILL end one day. Probably. I know that some people have problems reading Steter stories because of the age difference, and yes, Stiles is very firmly underage at the beginning. There won't be underage shenanigans for those two, if that's a concern, because as usual I'm a freak and simply can't write smeksy stuff that isn't at least halfway kosher. This is unbeta'd as hell, so if you're afraid of typos and other disgusting stuff, back away now. To those who're brave enough to proceed: have fun! :)