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This is fucked up. Steve’s fucked up. This is the goddamn Winter Soldier he’s talking about here. History’s most prolific assassin and Steve’s would-be assassin, specifically. The guy with the social skills of a feral cat and the thousand-yard stare of somebody who’s seen more shit than any one person should ever, ever be expected to cope with. He is not, to turn a modern phrase, boyfriend material.
But is any of that going to stop Steve from seizing every opportunity to neck with the guy like there’s no tomorrow?
No. No, it is not.