In Vino Veritas (слэш)

Jing Beiyuan talks a lot. When he drinks, he talks even more. Zhou Zishu is absolutely not ready for the sort of heart to heart his oldest friend has in mind. Forget how hard he's fought to recover from the nails. He's now going to die of embarrassment.
I wrote this because I wanted to be a fly on the wall when these two degenerate bastards finally sat down to share that long-promised drink.
Inspired by That One TYK Extra wherein Jing Beiyuan casually comments that Wen Kexing and Zhou Zishu are fighting so much because they haven't figured out yet who's going to top whom.