propane parenting (джен)2 1 05.02.2024
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“Okay, maybe we shouldn’t have told him his dad would still love him if he was a nudist,” Fennec says, looking down at the abandoned potato sack garment in the middle of the palace hangar bay floor. |
Автор: silentwalrus Фандом: The Mandalorian (TV) Персонажи: Din Djarin, Grogu | Baby Yoda, Boba Fett, Fennec Shand Рейтинг: General Размер: 33 Кб Статус: Закончен |
snipers solve 99% of all problems (джен)1 02.03.2023
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Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started. “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?” Podfic & Chinese translation available! See notes |
Автор: silentwalrus Фандомы: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Персонажи: Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Mei Chan | May Chang, Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Remus Lupin, Maes Hughes, Sirius Black, Dudley Dursley, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Jean Havoc, The Dursleys, Amelia Bones, Bill Weasley, Kreacher (Harry Potter), Aberforth Dumbledore Рейтинг: R Размер: 1 520 Кб Статус: В процессе |
My Big Fat Wolf Wedding (слэш)2 1 08.05.2021
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“MARRIED?” “Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.” “I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!” “You can’t?” “He thought ...>>I was proposing! And he accepted!” “Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully. “I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!” |
Автор: AggressiveWhenStartled, galwednesday, quietnight, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt Фандомы: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe Персонажи: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel) Рейтинг: PG-13 Размер: 73 Кб Статус: Закончен |
come as you are (слэш)1 15.07.2019
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Steve comes back to the States. He pursues truth, justice and the American way. Bucky comes back too. He pursues inebriation and intercourse. |
Автор: silentwalrus Фандомы: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Персонажи: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Maria Hill, James "Rhodey" Rhodes Рейтинг: NC-17 Размер: 147 Кб Статус: В процессе |
body in the garden (смешанная)2 1 14.03.2019
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James Barnes, former Army Sergeant and current amnesiac veteran, wasn’t aware he had a life to rediscover - or at least not much of one. Then some huge blond guy starts making cow eyes at him and calling him Bucky, and it only gets weirder from there. |
Автор: silentwalrus Фандомы: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Персонажи: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes/Natasha Romanov, James "Bucky" Barnes/Sam Wilson, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanov/Sam Wilson, And Peggy - Relationship, Peggy Carter, Angie Martinelli, Brock Rumlow Рейтинг: NC-17 Размер: 124 Кб Статус: В процессе |
all systems snot (слэш)1 1 12.01.2019
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They don't let you suck dick in quarantine. |
Автор: galwednesday, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt Фандом: Captain America (Movies) Персонажи: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Sam Wilson (Marvel), Nick Fury, A lot of doctors who just want to go home Рейтинг: PG-13 Размер: 18 Кб Статус: Закончен |
Scents and Sensibility: The Working Assassin's Guide to Supersoldier Seduction (слэш)5 1 31.10.2018
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Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper. Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it. |
Автор: galwednesday, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt Фандомы: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Персонажи: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Melinda May, Maria Hill Рейтинг: NC-17 Размер: 531 Кб Статус: Закончен |
If They Haven't Learned Your Name (слэш)2 1 16.04.2018
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Steve gets out of the hospital in two days, but just barely. “I’m fine,” he tells Sam, Nurse Eunjung and the phalanx of doctors assigned to make sure Captain America didn’t bleed out and die and get bad PR all over their nice clean hospital. “I have an advanced healing factor. It’s fine. See? I’m standing.” “That is not standing,” Sam tells him. “You’re bending the IV stand,” Nurse Eunju...>>ng adds pointedly. “Let go and sit down, they don’t grow on trees.” aka Steve and Bucky's Global Honeymoon Revenge World Tour. Podfic of this story available by the incredible quietnight! |
Автор: silentwalrus Фандомы: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe Персонажи: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanova, Tony Stark, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Pepper Potts, Maria Hill, Clint Barton, Nick Fury, Peggy Carter, Phil Coulson, Thor Рейтинг: R Размер: 1 357 Кб Статус: Закончен |
buachaill sciobail (смешанная)1 1 27.01.2018
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“Okay,” Sam says. “Okay. Alright. O-kay. I just, I gotta say, man, when you told me ‘Bucky is a selkie’ this is not... really…. what I... imagined.” “What did you imagine?” Steve says. Across his lap - or rather covering his entire body from the waist down - the eight hundred pound tube of blubber that is J.B. Barnes blows a snot bubble. |
Автор: silentwalrus Фандом: Captain America (Movies) Персонажи: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel) Размер: 31 Кб Статус: Закончен |