My Big Fat Wolf Wedding (слэш)2 1 08.05.2021
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“MARRIED?” “Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.” “I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!” “You can’t?” “He thought ...>>I was proposing! And he accepted!” “Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully. “I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!” |
Автор: AggressiveWhenStartled, galwednesday, quietnight, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt Фандомы: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe Персонажи: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel) Рейтинг: PG-13 Размер: 73 Кб Статус: Закончен |
Bucky Barnes Fucks His Boss, And Other Challenges Of Command (слэш)1 28.11.2015
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“Okay,” That Idiot Parker acknowledged, hands together at his mouth like he was about to start praying. “So I take full responsibility for this situation.” “Oh,” Bucky snarled, “great.” His wrist plates clicked up and down as he shifted his grip on the damn rifle, now smeared in grit, blood, and dog spit. Dog spit. The headache pounding at his temples blossomed into a full explosion right behind his eyes. “Don’t worry,” he assured Peter, blinking back the pain, “I already blamed you way before this point.” |
Автор: AggressiveWhenStartled Фандомы: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Captain America (Movies) Персонажи: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov Рейтинг: PG-13 Размер: 90 Кб Статус: Закончен |
Steve Rogers' Perfect Ass and Other Workplace Dangers (смешанная)1 31.08.2015
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Bucky Barnes was a violent, jealous asshole and they were all going to die and was that idiot Peter still filming. |
Автор: AggressiveWhenStartled Фандомы: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types Персонажи: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark Рейтинг: PG-13 Размер: 27 Кб Статус: Закончен |
Steve Rogers' Dad Face and Other Common Hazards (слэш)1 11.04.2015
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Today, Peter was honest-to-god going to see Captain America himself up close, in person, and not from a rooftop or tiny crevice like a creepy stalker fanboy. Even better, he was going to watch Steve Rogers make history by soldiering his beleaguered way through the most intensely awkward and honestly ridiculous press conference in the history of ever-- jaw thrust out and spine ramrod straight. Trying hard to be polite and respectful in the face of adversity. While a bunch of assholes with cameras and microphones shouted at him about Iron Man’s adolescent dick. |
Автор: AggressiveWhenStartled Фандомы: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Персонажи: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov Рейтинг: PG-13 Размер: 25 Кб Статус: Закончен |
Torn Stitches (слэш)2 1 13.10.2013
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The trick to being with Sherlock Holmes, John mused, was to always keep in mind that he wouldn’t actually murder you and wear your skin as a suit. “I can see the appeal,” Sherlock was murmuring to him over the peeled body, much to the horror of any yarders in earshot. “I often find it surprisingly difficult to get inside your head. It might be cathartic to do in a more literal sense.” John snorted. “With your curls? Our killer didn’t even clean this poor bugger out properly, just pulled him on gore and all. You’d be picking bits of me out of your hair for weeks afterwards.” |
Автор: AggressiveWhenStartled Фандомы: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms Персонажи: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, Victor Trevor Рейтинг: NC-17 Размер: 209 Кб Статус: Закончен |
Loosed Reins (слэш)1 19.07.2013
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“You’ve stuffed an entire body into the fridge this time,” John accused. “What happened to the milk? The leftover risotto? My bloody jam?” Sherlock opened his eyes at that. “As a doctor, it should be readily apparent to you that there is only a partial body in our refrigerator. Popular horror stories notwithstanding, it’s rare for an entire corpse to fit into one this size. I had to cut it up into several parts to pack it in, and there is still only seven eighths of it there.” John stared at the ceiling. “That’s... not better.” |
Автор: AggressiveWhenStartled Фандомы: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms Персонажи: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Greg Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes Рейтинг: NC-17 Размер: 206 Кб Статус: Закончен |