Oh, Son of A--- (смешанная)0 31.12.2018
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Imagine how pissed off you would be if you somehow ended up in Middle Earth in time to help, but you didn’t speak Westron. Or Sindarin. Or Khuzdul. All you have are proper nouns, and some random phrases like Mellon, and Amralime, and, oh yeah, the inscription from the One ring. because that’s going to go over well when you start spouting off long forgotten verse in the black tongue of Mordor…. ...>>>So instead of eloquently explaining yourself and saving lives and falling in love with a character of your choice, you have to chase them around like a slightly more verbose Hodor, trying to learn a language and keep the dumb bastards alive. ------------------ Well, it had to happen to someone eventually, and Pissed Off is definitely the way to describe it when it happens to her. But she still tries to do her duty to the fandom and keep the Durins alive just in case it isn't a nightmare after all. _____ Most frequent comment: "I never like OCs and I love this one" |
Автор: StrivingArtist Фандом: The Hobbit - All Media Types Персонажи: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Kíli/Tauriel, Dwalin/Ori, Dwalin/Nori, All the pairings, Fili/OFC, Fíli, The Company, Galadriel, Smaug, everyone, Middle Earth has a lot of folks, assume we talk to all of them Рейтинг: R Размер: 1 814 Кб Статус: Закончен |