The Games We Play (слэш)1 10.06.2023
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Sasuke works at Chidori—Konoha's best (read: only) board game cafe. He likes heavy strategy games, nail polish and drinks espresso only. Naruto is an idiot who’s only played Monopoly (wildly incorrectly), reads smutty fanfiction and orders the ridiculous white hot chocolate daily specials. Banter ensues. Board games are played. And somewhere, in the process of living out their own nerdy coffee sho...>>p AU, Sasuke learns how to feel his feelings, Naruto faces the insecurities behind his smile, and they realise just how easy it is to fall in love when you’ve found the right person. Also, maybe they make out at a fashion show and have hot sex. A story of adorable nerds falling in love and looking hot while doing so (because nerdiness and style are not mutually exclusive and boys can be pretty too). |
Автор: MissOblaine Фандом: Naruto Персонажи: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Itachi, Hatake Kakashi, Team Hebi | Team Taka, Konoha 12, Uchiha Clan Рейтинг: NC-17 Размер: 989 Кб Статус: В процессе |
Damn Straight (слэш)1 18.12.2022
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‘“The carpet is fucking ugly,” Sasuke Uchiha muttered from Naruto Uzumaki’s elbow as soon as they stepped through the grand glass doors of their school formal behind the rest of their group. “Look at it,” Sasuke scoffed derisively, running the toe of his fancy dress shoe along one cream-coloured swirl in the burgundy carpet. “Who the fuck thought this colour scheme was a good idea?” “Of co...>>urse that’s the first thing you notice about a place like this,” Naruto said with an eye-roll. He went to punch his boyfriend’s shoulder playfully but Sasuke slapped his wrist away and looped his arm through his instead and goddammit—Naruto just about melted into that ugly carpet. “You’re staring, idiot.”’ Two months after that fateful night in the closet, Naruto and Sasuke attend their Year 12 Formal. |
Автор: MissOblaine Фандом: Naruto Персонажи: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Rookie Nine (Naruto), Team Hebi | Team Taka, Hatake Kakashi, Tsunade (Naruto) Рейтинг: NC-17 Размер: 75 Кб Статус: Закончен |
Different Strokes (слэш)1 21.11.2022
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"Naruto was lying between Sasuke’s legs on the padded floor of the cinema room, watching some Christopher Nolan movie called ‘The Prestige’ on the giant projector screen. Sasuke’s chest was warm against his back, his arms lazily wrapped around Naruto’s waist, and they were surrounded by empty instant noodle packets—the dry kind that you eat like chips. Oh—and also Sasuke had one hand down Naru...>>to’s borrowed plaid pyjama pants, loosely wrapped around his cock, stroking absentmindedly while Naruto tried his best to follow the plot of the non-linear movie. Just an ordinary movie night. Yup." After their closet blowjobs and hot sex, Naruto and Sasuke have a movie night and switch things up. It's filthy and it's soft and dumbass Naruto realises something he should've realised a long time ago. |
Автор: MissOblaine Фандом: Naruto Персонажи: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto Рейтинг: NC-17 Размер: 55 Кб Статус: Закончен |
Down to Fuck (слэш)1 20.09.2022
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““You think Kiba’s already told everyone?” Naruto asked, his breath rushing across Sasuke’s neck, causing him to shiver in a way that Naruto found fucking delightful. Sasuke tch’d. “Let him. I don’t care.” Naruto trailed light bites and kisses up Sasuke's sensitive neck towards his ear. “Stop, you idiot,” Sasuke said, voice lower than normal, and shoved the door open so they could stum...>>ble inside. As soon as the door closed behind them, Naruto was on Sasuke, crowding him back against the door and leaning in to capture his lips. Just as they brushed, tingling and tantalising and god, Naruto wanted more, Sasuke’s hand snapped up between them and around Naruto’s neck. “God, you really are cock-drunk, aren’t you?” Sasuke said in that same low voice that went straight to Naruto’s dick.” Somehow, in hiding from their ex-girlfriends in a closet at Ino Yamanaka’s 18th birthday, they’d gone from rivals to ex-rivals, Naruto Uzumaki was now a newly awakened masochistic cockslut, Sasuke Uchiha was a sexy dominant freak and they were now, supposedly, down to fuck. A follow up to Deep and Meaningful (aka the slutty closet romp). It gets sluttier. |
Автор: MissOblaine Фандом: Naruto Персонажи: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto Рейтинг: NC-17 Размер: 42 Кб Статус: Закончен |
Deep and Meaningful (слэш)1 06.09.2022
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““Shove over, idiot,” came a smooth baritone and before Naruto could protest that this was his closet and he found it first and there were plenty of other good closets in this massive house, said figure squeezed in opposite him, kicked Naruto's legs aside to make room for his own, dropped an extra bottle of alcohol and dragged the door shut. In the enclosed space of the closet, Naruto was overwhel...>>med by the scent of fruit and leather. Sasuke Uchiha. He’d recognise that fucking schmancy cologne anywhere.” Or: Naruto and Sasuke find themselves in a closet together hiding from their exes at Ino’s 18th birthday party. It gets real slutty real quick. |
Автор: MissOblaine Фандом: Naruto Персонажи: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto Рейтинг: NC-17 Размер: 43 Кб Статус: Закончен |
you illuminate me (слэш)0 31.08.2022
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In the world of Lumi, the winters are thirteen weeks long and shrouded in complete darkness. During these thirteen weeks, the merchants of the dark road make their fortune delivering heroes and commissioned goods from the city of Konoha to the outlying towns of Lumi. Their magical caravans are the only vehicles that can traverse the dark roads at this time of year, armed with the knowledge of shor...>>tcuts and their mythical animal companions. Sasuke is the youngest merchant of the Uchiha Clan and is notorious for his high quality goods, risky dangerous trips and never ferrying heroes. Fame? Fortune? He’s got both in spades. Naruto is the exact opposite—a no-name merchant who burst into Konoha two winters ago with intricate knowledge of all the most hidden shortcuts and a caravan always brimming with music, guns and vibrant heroes. But when Sasuke’s meticulous winter plan is overturned by an unexpected stock shortage of lutes at the Grand Bazaar, he falls into a reluctant partnership with the blond merchant, who just might be the one to illuminate his dark night. Or: “hey i bought too many lutes because they were on sale, do you wanna take some?” |
Автор: MissOblaine Фандом: Naruto Персонажи: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Yamanaka Ino, Haruno Sakura, Hatake Kakashi Рейтинг: R Размер: 37 Кб Статус: Закончен |