PREMIUM LIMITED EDITION, HIDDEN FEATURES INCLUDED!! (слэш)1 02.12.2024
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Hmm. This was not the SHA HUALING DELUXE POCKET PUSSY!! This was, in fact, not a pocket pussy at all. No, what was inside the box was something ominously labeled the PREMIUM LIMITED EDITION LUONA BINGHOLE SEX DOLL!! In little subscript under this heinous comic sans pronouncement it read OFFICIAL AUTHORIZED MERCHANDIZE OF PROUD IMMORTAL DICKDOWN WAY BASED ON THE BEST SELLING WEB NOVEL PRO...>>UD IMMORTAL DEMON WAY!! Then, in even smaller subscript it said TESTED BY PROUD IMMORTAL DEMON WAY AUTHOR AIRPLANE SHOOTING TOWARDS THE SKY!! Shen Yuan closed the box. He turned around, walked into his kitchen, poured himself a large glass of water, and chugged it. He then turned back around, marched back over to the box, and opened it again. PREMIUM LIMITED EDITION LUONA BINGHOLE SEX DOLL!! Ah, so it is real. -- Shen Yuan "accidentally" orders a sex doll. Meanwhile, Luo Binghe is not amused by the new curse he has been afflicted with and tries to find a solution. For Bottom Luo Binghe Week '24, Day 2 - onahole |
Автор: armyoftoads Фандом: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Персонажи: Original Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Original Luo Binghe/Original Mobei-jun Рейтинг: NC-17 Размер: 93 Кб Статус: Закончен |