Я аж вспомнил из одного мемуара, как автор в армии впервые с психологическими тестами встретился: "you are somewhat dominant in your approach and like to follow your own head… You are low on conformity and a bit challenging in this area, take cognisance that you are going to bump heads with the more traditional military men, of whom we have many”.

Yes, OK. And then:

”Strangely enough, you enjoy applying the participative premise and to involve others in exciting ventures.”

Right, noted.

“You are not too security-minded, mind you, when it comes to yourself; you tend not to lock up behind you, or close up things around you – probably a tendency to be somewhat claustrophobic…”

Really! Interesting. What’s next on the list, sir?

“Well, you are quite sensitive to other people, but, man, you are very low on empathy when they screw up”.

Thank you for the feedback, sir, I’m aware of that.

“Lastly, we would like to inform you that we see that you know your work and it seems to us that you enjoy it tremendously and you are exceptionally creative in many ways, which is commendable. All in all you are an ENTJ on the Briggs and Meyers – extrovert, intuitive, thinking and judging type – good commander’s potential.

Wowee… Noted. Thank you, thank you for not recommending that the conformists fire me; I truly love the Army and the people I work with. Note to myself: File these valuable insights immediately, then go ye forth and sin no more".