To Cast Turpentine Kisses

High school teacher/student AU not!fic. Vaguely INOK-ish, but Frank is a student and Gerard is his teacher. Pretty much this started as an email back and forth about all the dirty shit that teacher!Gerard should do to student!Frank and we assembled it into an order that makes sense. But it's not a real story, do not be fooled! It just looks like one. Capslock and emoticons and "and then THIS should happen"s galore. Also: it's ridiculous. Title is a mish-mash of lyrics from “Cupid de Locke” by Smashing Pumpkins.