Not Today

This is a story based off the prompt from Jennilynn411 and BlueEyesBlueSkies:

He is calling because there's a problem with the new iPhone he bought. The technician on the other end of the line has a deep sexy voice and he wouldn't mind talking to her all day long. (Tywin Lannister)

She's the technician on the other end of the line with a bad head cold and an empty bottle of DayQuil. She doesn't know what circle of hell this caller came from but she wants him to go back. (Arya Stark)