Onion Knight For Sale In The Vegetables Aisle

“i lost my little brother at the grocery store and you found him and now it seems like you two are best friends and he doesn’t wanna lose contact with you so it seems like i’ll have to get your number - at least your hella cute” au

Renly Baratheon, King of Westeros, aged all of nine-and-an-half, is on a quest to find the treasured Highgarden peaches before his brother, the terrible grumpy Stone Dragon stops him. Davos Seaworth just wanted to buy some onions. Instead, he finds a little boy, a knighthood and the most disgruntled older brother in King's Landing.