Girl!Dean ficlet

The kindest thing John can think to do when Dean gets turned into a girl is to pull the boys (Dean's still his boy, goddamnit, long hair and big breasts regardless) out of school and move them a few states over. Sam doesn't thank him for it but Dean is pathetically grateful not to have to hide in the house until it wears off. John can explain a lot of things away but the sudden substitution of his eldest son with a girl is a little beyond him.