Cool Off

Iruka’s neighbor was walking by again, the ridiculously hot one from down the street, his little pug trotting at his heels along the sidewalk. Iruka peeked out from behind the living room curtains to watch, trying not to feel like a total creeper. He couldn’t help it - the man was gorgeous, tall and sculpted with a creamy, pale complexion, like a statue come to life. The fact that he frequently went for walks in a tight athletic shirt and jogging shorts certainly wasn’t helping, though it did help Iruka wake up in the mornings.

Might as well enjoy the view, he told himself, taking a sip of coffee.

Then he caught sight of Naruto sneaking up behind him with a water balloon and spat it out.