I Am the Ferret

After Hermione Granger gives him a present in the form of a record by some supposedly popular Muggle band, Draco Malfoy scrambles with what to do next.

This was a great plan. An excellent plan. It was going to work fine.

This was Draco’s dumbest idea since every failed murder attempt his sixteen-year-old self was arrogant and desperate enough to believe would actually succeed.