A Complete Fool's Guide to Ending the Sacred 28

"Granger is going to a muggle sperm bank." Theo told Draco at lunch in the Ministry Cafe one fateful Thursday morning.

"And what is that exactly, Theodore?" Draco asked.

After that, everything is pretty much a crazy plan to have Hermione have Draco's babies. Theo is very pleased with how it's working out. His husband thinks Draco and Theo have lost their minds.