Mount Olympus HR Department

There is no one alive who hates their job more than Hermione. An average day involves telling off Blaise for fucking a mortal woman in someone else’s temple, getting Seamus, the personification of battle noises, to quit making death knell sounds during meetings, and forcing Ron to stop bringing sharks to breakfast to throw at the other gods when they annoy him. And holy fuck, the sexual harassment.

The only thing worse than the rest of those arseholes is her bloody awful assistant, the god of satire, mockery, and criticism, who absolutely delights in making her life as difficult as possible.

Hermione wants nothing more than to quit her job. But unfortunately, even the gods have to have an HR department, and who better to run it than the goddess of peace?