You're My Clarity

Some things are just meant to happen. Like falling horns over heels for the most pitiful seatroll you've ever laid your gander bulbs on. He's tall, muscular, and horribly underfed. So much for being anti-concupiscent. Your mother's going to have a--wait, what?! What do you mean you have to leave? But he's all alone! Well, you'll just have to hope he's ok when you get back.