How to Meet Cute (слэш)

Hi.
That’s it. That’s Steve’s word. You’re supposed to meet upwards of eighty thousand people in the course of a lifetime, and that’s all Steve gets.
Hi.
There’s nothing else. No time, no date, just the first thing said to him by his soulmate seared in neat black letters across the middle of his wrist.
You know how many people say ‘hi’ as a way of introducing themselves to someone they’ve never met?
A lot. A lot of a lot.
It's a problem.