1-800-Call-Fleur (фемслэш)

Fleur and Hermione bump into each other, years later, both, single now. Only, they bumped into each other in a women's sex positive shop and LITERALLY bumped into each other and both their baskets scattered to the floor.... it was literally two of everything, the exact same things. What ensues?
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This is the prompt Starr gave me when I asked for one. Here is what came of it.