Supervillain for Sale, All Proceeds go to Charity

Pre-movie AU. During one kidnapping, Roxanne convinces Megamind to participate in a bachelor auction for charity on the Fourth of July. When the bidding starts and things get interesting, who will ultimately walk away with a date with a Supervillain? Rated for the last chapter. My second attempt at a chapter-length story, although this one will not be that long. *Now Complete*