"W-who are you?" "Me? I'm just a school teacher who care's about his student's future. And unfortunately for you, I absolutely hate it when my students cry." Rated T but will most likely be bumped up.
[День_Рождения.Стандартные_пожелания]
Удачной пельменистости.
И чтобы ничего лишнего (особенно на весах).
И интересных открытий в исторических глубинах.