Why you shouldn't kick super beings in the nuts. Or a study regarding the natural predators of Homo Ichigius. Alternative title, why being a Shounen hero and staring in parody hentai rocks! Once more plot on crack, consider yourself warned. Alternate Universe. Fem Aizen, Fem Ulquiorra. Contains lots of dere-dere, run for your life and sanity! Steer left to avoid bad grammar.