If my life is in shambles (why do I feel so good?) (слэш)

The IKEA pencils are undoubtedly the worst. They’re too short, so they’re quite uncomfortable to work with long term, and they don’t write that well either. Matteo worked weekends at IKEA last summer though, and on his last day, he kind of took a whole box home with him.
This guy doesn’t seem to share Matteo’s appreciation for things that are free and there though. Instead, he’s looking down at the pencil in a very ’this is not what I didn’t pay for’ way. Matteo literally has nothing else to offer though.
 
An alternative universe where Matteo and David meet in uni. The Boy Squad is Dumb, and there are a lot of misunderstandings.