Discourse (слэш)

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I keep getting random ideas in my head that I swear will only take a few hours of my time and end up taking waaaaay longer. I really didn't want to split this into multiple chapters but I was going to end up with a 15k oneshot so I figured it was better to make it two chapters.
Thanks to everyone on the Fairy & Elf Recs Discord for letting me use your names! Disclaimer that the views in this fic don't necessarily reflect the views of the people whose names were used. There will be more of you next chapter ;)
Also I apologize for some of the formatting issues in this fic. AO3 did not like all of the italicizing, bolding, and indenting that I did on my draft elsewhere so when I transferred it everything got wonky. I fixed most of it but there are still some stuff that's not right and I absolutely cannot figure out why, so sorry about that.