Lost in the Woods (слэш)

“This is your fault, you know.”
A curious meow responded from within the basket. A few seconds later, the basket jostled as Alpine’s fluffy white head popped out.
“Oh don’t give me that look,” scolded Tony. “If you didn’t run off to chase after that squirrel, we wouldn’t be lost. We’d be home right now and you’d be napping in front of the fireplace.”
Tony and Alpine are lost in the woods. Thankfully, Alpine finds them a handsome huntsman to help them.