Would that I (Settle Soft, Sweet Child) (фемслэш)

*shows up a year late with starbucks* Hey y'all! Muse has been a bitch lately (i.e. my whole life) but here we are. Idk if that means I'll start writing other shit again because, y'know... life. anyway enjoy this latest installment in our toddler harry series. Lils of course helped with this but it wouldn't let me add her.
Edit: realized I totally forgot to include anyone [weasleys; Siri and remus, etc] else in this fic. Falling upon my right as an author of suspension of disbelief. Maybe they’re all on vacation where it’s unreachable by owl or smth, idk