C17H19NO3: helisexual Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters. "I sexually Identify as an Attack Hel

helisexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."

#wat #гендерное #чад_и_угар

25 июля 2017

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	C17H19NO3 25 июля 2017
Кот Некромант > Не феминизм, а ЛГБТКИАП+ (Эскобар.mov) Ну ок, поправил.

	Fluxius Secundus 25 июля 2017
Таких вкусов (ну, почти) люди есть на сайте.